I'm Afraid...

...that our baby is going to look like this.

(OK, it's a lousy picture, but I figured searching for a picture of a baby Mr. Potato Head for more than 30 minutes was a sign of something that I didn't want to be.)

Seriously, all I eat is potatoes. French fries are good. Mashed potatoes are fantastic. I found out the other day fried potatoes don't work so great...

This "morning sickness" lasts all day long, and I can't recall the last time I ate something because it sounded good. I can't recall the last time I ate something that tasted good. I can't recall the last time I ate something without the tiniest thought to what it might taste like coming back up.

I have some Jello squares setting in the fridge. I have high hopes for these... but we'll have to see.

April 9

If our baby is indeed born on 4/9/09, he or she will share a birthday with:

• Hugh Hefner
• Dennis Quaid
• Marc Jacobs
• Paulina Porizkova
• Cynthia Nixon
• Jenna Jameson
• Eric Harris

Quite a diverse and interesting crowd of people.

He or she will also share a birthday month with:

• Cey Decker
  
• Rachel Maciaszek
  
• Wes Edwards